Made in Chelsea, baby.

I never liked the Hills, the City and co. I haven't given TOWIE a chance. Dear Lord, I TRIED to like the disaster that is Ireland's very own Fade Street, but it's actually brutal and I cringed my whole way through an episode before vowing never to watch it again... I guess you could say reality lifestyle shows aren't my thing.

They say to every rule there is an exception. I found mine in Made in Chelsea. I'm in love.

The girls... the boys... the drama.... THE CLOTHES. Oh my goodness, the clothes. Sloan-y goodness and some seriously hilarious lines delivered by some equally hilarious characters.

Ollie Locke, this message is for you. You are a genius and I would give anything to have a bouteille de vin with you and a lovely ol' bitch. We also have the exact same hair. Kudos.

The addition of Chloe Green, daughter of Philip Green Topshop Leader Extraordinaire, has me rather excited. Two reasons: She's gonna have awesome style..... and Gabs is gonna kill her. Boom.